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Posted 21 hours ago with 91610 notes
thebootydiaries:
“what is his major
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thebootydiaries:

what is his major

Posted 21 hours ago with 99191 notes
putinyoudown:
“ thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:
“ soandsuch:
“ war-lesbian:
“good news everybody
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In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and...

putinyoudown:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

soandsuch:

war-lesbian:

good news everybody

In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.

*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*

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the cyberpunk dystopia is upon us and it fuckin sucks

Posted 21 hours ago with 112929 notes

yay855:

roguecleric:

madelinelime:

anna-discourse:

anna-discourse:

lolita fashion (NOT to be confused with loli/lolita cp) is so cute I just wish it were named something else

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lmao then call it something else because there’s a reason it’s called lolita and they aren’t at all using it because of cute fashion.

The name Lolita has nothing to do with pedophillia. It was chosen by Japanese designers in the 70’s because it sounded old fashion and European so it fit the style. Due to a language barrier they did not know what connotations it had outside of Japan

The Lolita fashion community is very anti pedophillia, please do not try to say that we are fetishists for using the terminology our community has used since the 70s it is not our fault

Lolita fashion was intended to be intentionally childish, but not because it would be sexual to pedophiles. The original lolita fashion movement was a symbol of rebellion, of girls reclaiming their sexuality from a society that told them to dress formally at all times to find a husband.

These girls created fashion based around a little girl’s idea of fancy. It wasn’t good looking to men, but the women who wore it loved it, and that was the entire point.

Lolita fashion is basically the Flapper movement of Japan (which, for those who don’t know, was also a movement of young women defying traditional gender roles by dressing in ways they found fun instead of in ways that were deemed appropriate).

Posted 21 hours ago with 143470 notes
Oh my god

ankle-beez:

irlbop:

It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

I cannot wait.

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Posted 21 hours ago with 93164 notes
lonesome-billy:
“ OK HOLD THE FUCK ON…
I just had a heart attack thinking that somebody was taking secret photos inside my home because…
This is my kitchen sink. The only differences are the fucking dish soap brand and the height of the granite. This...
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lonesome-billy:

OK HOLD THE FUCK ON…

I just had a heart attack thinking that somebody was taking secret photos inside my home because…

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This is my kitchen sink. The only differences are the fucking dish soap brand and the height of the granite. This is absolute madness.

Posted 21 hours ago with 291995 notes

sistermaryfake:

smashbike:

smashbike:

lyssamaxiscute:

kiskeya-kreyol:

cashhhmani:

onyourtongue:

😍😍😍

Her editing is unparalled by any other MUA on YouTube.

Her IG is @ wvrthy and her youtube channel info is on there. She makes and sells her own highlighters. 

She deserves more subscribers

here’s her shop! she makes highlighters and other makeup meant to show up on all tones of skin, and her highlighters are incredible. just look!

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support her! she’s got awesome other colors, too, besides the gold and the ones in that swatch. my personal favorite has gotta be the pinkish one she named “aphrodite”!

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just look at these!!

if you can afford to, give her some business! businesses like her are much better to support then people like jeffree starr who is a notoriously racist devil.

her makeup is also just generally 100% better and also better for you, as big makeup companies tend to put icky shit in makeup.

tl;dr support businesses like wvrthy! wvrthy, keep being awesome!

are you fucking serious this entire post is god tier

Posted 21 hours ago with 637192 notes

mockingbirdie:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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Posted 21 hours ago with 84887 notes
Get ready for this beefy boy

cryoverkiltmilk:

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Here’s the beefy boy.

Posted 21 hours ago with 360339 notes

dickholder:

reblog if you would let them keep their apartment, ignore if you would open your window and destroy the fruits of their labor

Posted 1 day ago with 258960 notes
moxperidot:
“ anafenza:
“ humming-bird-moth:
“ discoursestorm:
“ connyhascontrol:
“I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
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Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts” ”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
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this post only gets worse
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moxperidot:

anafenza:

humming-bird-moth:

discoursestorm:

connyhascontrol:

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

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